1. MOTHERFUCKING THEATRE ETIQUETTE TIPS

    prose-b4bros:

    1. Wear your motherfucking best clothes—it shows the actors that you think their performance is worth dressing up for.

    2. Shut the fuck up—Don’t fucking open that hole on your face while the show is taking place.

    3. Put your motherfucking cell phone away—that’s fucking rude and I really shouldn’t have to explain why

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  2. lestradehasthephonebox:

    If you think about it, Marius and Cosette are the opposite of Romeo and Juliet.  They fell in love and everyone else died.

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  3. hughvaljean:

    things we’re not gonna pay

    • last year’s rent
    • this year’s rent
    • next year’s rent

    (Source: hughvaljean, via cause-crazy-is-perfect)

     
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  5. theatrekidmemes:

    raygun101093:

    thief-of-always:

    housetohalf:

    theatretroubles:

    theatrekidmemes:

    Make it stop. Please.

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    CityonfireratsinthegrassandthelunaticsyellingatthemoonYES

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    This is why I love tumblr

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  6. LESSONS YOU CAN LEARN FROM MUSICALS

    1. Les Miserables: Stealing a loaf of bread may seem like a good idea, but it will literally fuck up your entire life.
    2. Spring Awakening: If you get laid, you die. If you don't get laid, you die. Also don't trust your parents.
    3. Chicago: It's ok to murder people as long as you wear lingerie and can sing and dance.
    4. The King and I: Racism doesn't count if you sing about it.
    5. My Fair Lady: People will like you if you talk like you have a broom stick up your ass.
    6. Hairspray: In the 60s, people will hate you if you're overweight, UNLESS you also hang out with black people.
    7. RENT: AIDS really blows.
    8. A Chorus Line: If you ever audition for a musical chorus, you better have a goddamn good story as to why you became a dancer.
    9. Grease: If your boyfriend doesn't like you, change absolutely everything about yourself to please him.
    10. The Phantom of the Opera: When choosing between a controlling boyfriend and a sociopath composer with a messed up face who dwells in an opera house's basement, take your sweet damn time.
    11. Rocky Horror Picture Show: Finding refuge from a storm in a mansion who's owner is a transvestite will make you inexplicably horny, and seemingly bisexual.
     
  7. The Drowsy Chaperone + Man in Chair

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  8. for-the-love-of-theatre:

    So I went to see Next to Normal a couple weeks ago and the lights come up for intermission and i hear this conversation

    Person 1: Wow this is really sad so far

    Person 2: I know. But it will get happier. It’s a musical, it has to have a happy ending

    Person 1: Oh yeah you’re right. Musicals are always happy

    Me: Little they know. Little they see.

    (Source: sarcasmandthestage, via danyofdragons)

     
  9. starklyamazing:

    Presented without further comment.

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  10. I didn’t do it, but if I done it
    How could you tell me that I was wrong?

    (Source: alexolouhglin, via thetheatrefreakgeek)